An American, an Asian and an Indian all die mysteriously. They ascend to Heaven where God speaks to them.
God examines the American and says, "Wow... Blond hair, blue eyes and white skin... So sexy! I shall give you a pair of wings." So the American puts on the wings and becomes an angel.
God examines the Asian next and says, "Hmm... Black hair, brown eyes and yellow skin... Not so sexy. But I shall give a pair of wings anyhow." So the Asian puts on the wings and becomes an angel.
God lastly examines the Indian and says, "Walao eh... Black hair, black eyes and black skin... So ugly! But I shall give you a pair of wings to be fair."
The Indian puts on the wings and becomes a bat!
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